"What If Children Were Named After Where They Were Conceived?"

What If Children Were Named After Where They Were Conceived?

Through extensive focus group research, Tarnish has discovered that the top names would be:

20. Car Hood

19. Slow Drive-Thru

18. Closet

17. Woods

16. Elevator

15. Parents' Bed

14. Neighbor's Lawn

13. VW Bus

12. Drive-in

11. Motel 6

10. Kitchen Floor

9. Couch

8. Hot Tub

7. Back Seat

6. Restroom

5. Truck Bed

4. Changing Room

3. Conference Table

2. Bleachers

and the number one name is

1. Passed Out