When asked for an initial comment after the state Supreme Court voted 6-1 in favor of the state bending over and accepting the governor's tax plan "with dignity", Guinn credited breaking the legistlative opposition to his newfound self-confidence, apparently imparted by large doses of "enlargement" pills purchased via email. "Darn good stuff and worth every taxpayer dollar. Gray might want to get in on this," said Guinn in an unguarded moment recently.

Governor Guinn was not available for further comment, but Tarnish reporters who had nothing better to do than hang around the governor's mansion repeatedly heard loud cries of "This stud monkey rules the jungle! Aaaaeeeaaaeeeaaah!" emanating from the playpen in the back yard.