9. Tappa Kegga Bru rush party.

8. Eww! Who ripped one?

7. Performance Art Exposition--Exhibit 759 "Gaia's Flabby Spawn"

6. "HEADLINE NEWS--John Tesh Concert Crowd Gets Unruly"

5. Obsessed fans look for Michael Jackson's other glove.

4. How Earth First! believes people should live.

3. "1 and 2 and 3 and crunch! Work those abs!"

2. University of California at Berkeley's 3rd Annual "Get In Touch With Your Inner Child" Demonstration and Crouch-In

and last but not least,

1. 2000 Democratic National Convention