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Nevada's Thinnest Books

We at Tarnish have collected the shortest books available, mainly because we have a small office and short attention spans. As such, we present Nevada's Thinnest Books for your reading pleasure:

Business and Economics
GAAP: A CONSULTANT'S LEGAL GUIDE by Arthur Andersen Accounting
EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN RIGHT ABOUT by Paul Erlich and John Kenneth Galbraith
ENERGY TRADING FOR FUN AND PROFIT by Walt Higgins, CEO of Sierra Pacific Resources

Literature
MY POEMS THAT RHYME by Walt Whitman

Politics
HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE by Kim Jong Il
PLAYING BY THE RULES: AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY by Kenny "Studmonkey" Guinn
HOW THE TRENCH WILL BENEFIT EVERYONE by the Reno City Council

Personal Development
DIGNITY, GRACE, AND BEARING: A GUIDE TO FASHION AND DECORUM by Britney Spears
INDIAN KICKBOXING by Mahatma Gandhi
HUMILITY by Donald Trump
HUMILITY, PART 2 by Lee Iacocca
THE NEVADA SOCIAL REGISTER by Miss Mannered
THE WONDERS OF COSMETIC SURGERY by Yassir Arafat

Humor
PEANUTS' FUNNIEST MOMENTS by Charles Schultz
ALL MY LUCID COMMENTS by Cory Farley
MY PLACE IN THE WORLD by Bianca Jagger

Human Sexuality
HOT CHICKS I HAVE KNOWN by Michael Jackson (inspired by)
HOT DAMES I HAVE KNOWN by Liberace (inspired by)
SULTRY VIXENS OF MY PAST by Oscar Wilde (inspired by)
FIRE BETWEEN THE SHEETS by Sir Isaac Newton
HOOKER TUESDAYS by the League of Rural Nevada Physicians

History
NEVADA: 125 YEARS OF VISION by Anonymous
DOWNTOWN HISTORIC PRESERVATION by Reno Mayor Jim Griffin

Local Interest
WHY RENO IS BETTER THAN VEGAS by the Reno/Sparks Convention and Visitors Authority
WHY LAS VEGAS IS BETTER THAN OAKLAND by the Las Vegas Chamber of Commerce
F***IN' HIPPIES: GERLACH SALUTES THE BURNING MAN FESTIVAL by the Residents of Gerlach