2. I voted against legalizing pot.

3. Volkswagens are worthless.

4. I got a deer tag.

5. This steak is overcooked. I ordered it rare.

6. A Ph.D. in philosophy? What a waste of time!

7. Spear Willy.

8. It's my fault. My parents had nothing to do with it.

9. Life is good.

10. Earrings are for girls.

11. The French should have nuked the Rainbow Warrior.

12. Tibet? Where's that?

13. I think, act, dress, and talk just like everybody else around here.

14. My therapist says I'm just fine.

15. I got a job.

16. I gave my National Endowment for the Arts grant back.

17. (Respectfully) Hello, officer. What seems to be the problem?

18. I skipped Lollapalooza in '96 and went to the Republican National Convention instead.

19. I've got a 409 with nitrous injection in the garage.

20. Hugs not drugs.

21. Did you read that article about prion degradation in the latest issue of Science?

22. Disneyland is so purile.

23. I can't picket today; I have a life.

24. Survivor is so fake.

25. Man, we're morons, and the funny part is that the rest of the country wants to be like us!